Trump enters Daytona 500 !!!!


As President Trump arrives at the Daytona 500, NASCAR has decided to make the exception to allow him to race ” Limo 1″.
Although the car will in no way will pass pre or post race inspection, on board Air Force One Trump stated that it has ” the biggest most powerful engine ever made ! Lots of horsepower ! And it will win the race !!! “
The President also managed to get a sponsor for the car. Immigration and Customs Enforcement or ” ICE” will show off their new slogan, ” You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here !”.
Elizabeth Warren stated that she may ” get me a beer” and watch the President attempt to win his first Daytona 500. When asked about what she likes the best about car racing, Warren stated ” when the big one happens up front it reminds me of my campaign, one minute your winning the next your out of the race and headed home”
Good luck Mr President !!!!!