Meet Aracely and Chandler from Texas.
Dog filter and a flat brimmed Bulls hat, you know where this is going. They broke and need your help.
Item number one. The broken car?
Um, what? Its it a buy here pay here car or do you have an outsanding bill with a mechanic? And how many apartments do you have?
Problem number two.
So you had .92 cents and tried to order $15 in pizza hoping to overdraft? First, dumbass, if the the fee is $35 that makes it a $50 pizza. Better be good for that price.
Next, tell your man to sell his hat and spring for a $6 Dominos pizza. Or hell, for $15 you could get two pizzas and a soda to wash it down. Got to bargin shop when your broke you know!