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No doubt in my mind Michelle Carter will make probation. It’s Massachusetts, they let more dangerous people out than her. And I would like to take a moment to address that.

Dear Michelle,

Welcome home! I’m sure the press is hounding you wanting interviews. Maybe even a book deal, who knows. Obviously you need to choose your words wisely because, well, you know.

Here at WTF Classifieds we are all about second chances. I truly believe you have a way with words that is just what we are looking for. We could alway use a strong woman who isn’t afraid to put in writting what she thinks others should do.

The best part about this is you can be anonymous. Which would be a really good idea for you. We will gladly give you a few people that we think you would be perfect to give some life advice to. Remember, they are only words on a screen. It can’t actually hurt anyone. Ok, but that was one time, calm down people!

If you are interested in making a few extra cents ( that is the actual amount you would make) drop us a line in whatever form of communication the court doesn’t ban you from.

Your friend

Tommy B Rider

PS In case you didn’t figure it out yet, the liberals put you behind bars because they are a bunch of sensitive bitches. We definitely are not.