Muh man wants to expose my booty, can I get a pizza?

Meet Rachel Rheannon.

She has big problems you guys !

Oh no, thats horrible ! Your ex wants to show everyone your nudes, burn your house down and kill you and your boyfriend? So something like this, but minus the bikini?

Show off that disabled booty girl !

So what can we get you to eat that will make you feel better?

Pizza, eh? Anything else?

Just the pizza. Alway pizza. To bad you can’t get there to just pick it up.

It would be cheaper for delivery.

This may comes as surprise to you, but as of me writing this one of the ads for help had already been taken down. If you you guess the first one, you would be correct. Real surprise right?