Wrecked the car, lets party !

From Syracuse.com

A man was charged with second-degree burglary after crashing his Audi, breaking into a nearby home and then calling another person to have sex, according to New York State Police.

Allan J. Gonzalez, 22, of Syracuse, was arrested on Sept. 1, police said in a news release Wednesday.

Police found that Gonzalez was driving a 2003 Audi A-4 on County Route 145 in the town of Adams in Jefferson County when his car went off the road and hit a trailer parked near a house, police said.

Gonzalez broke into the unoccupied house and invited another person to the house to have sex with and drink the homeowner’s alcohol, police said.

He was arraigned in Town of Adams court and initially sent to the Jefferson County Justice Center on $1,000 bail. According to VineLink, a prison database, Gonzalez was released from jail on a court order.

So just to recap, he wrecked his car, broken in to a house and invited some chic over to party and play bumper groins with. Doesn’t say if she accepted the invitation, we can assume she did.

How does that work? “I just broken into this house full of booze, come on over and lets party!” Of course, she had to find her own way there because his car ain’t running right now. I know it has been a long time since I have been on the dating scene, but I’m pretty sure doing anything he diid would not get me laid.

I feel bad for the home owner. Your place gets broken into, your booze drank and now you have to have every inch each of the place clean because you have no clue where the ratchets spread their love juices.

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