It must be complicated

Meet Samantha from Iowa

She is in a complitated relationship with Christopher.

The only complicated thing about this is why would you admit to being with him? Clearly he lacks the skills to be able to pleasure her, so she needs your help buying something that will.

Yup, please bless her with a dildo. It will make things better when she can get herself off. Let me give you someone to fantasize about while you are going taking yourself to Funkytown.

I’m kinda hoping she gets her new toy. There is something satisfying about know that she would choose a battery operated toy over him is hilarious.