Go easy on the fried dough

Meet Selena.

She has a big problem and needs your help.

First , anyone who goes to a fair and only brings $15 might as well stay home. That won’t get you anything. I hate fairs and carnivals, you pay to get in to pay for everything else and just to regret your decision to go and waste your money at the end of the day.

While Selena was sneaking in to the fair she decided to give the fair goers and unwanted show, but at least it was free.

She dun split her pants right in the middle of the fair, er sorry, her shit broken. Now she needs a new pair of pants from the fair and some funnel cake. I would suggest if you are going to pound down the carnie food, buy a pair a few sizes to big.