Teeth are just gross!

First of all I would be mortified if I saw my teeth all alone on Facebook. I feel like the only way you lose them like that is if your really fucking drunk. It seems it was at some sort of festival so alcohol was likely involved. I bet it is t the first time either. I hope the teeth made it home.

I looked and it’s a Holy Ghost festival. I guess the spirit did not need these bottoms upon entry. So next year make sure you double polydent that shit. Just another reason I don’t go to festivals of the churchy kind, You lose everything including your damn teeth.