The Walmart church cults are back !!

This should sound really familiar to a lot of people.

Meet the newest member of the Pumpkin Spice Mafia Brooke Anderson from Maine.

If you are familiar with them, visit our friends over at Turtleboysports.com and enjoy the blogs. You will notice a pattern.

I will admit, this is the first one I haven’t read where they asked for a picture of the drivers license, must be a new thing the church cults are doing. And I’m pretty sure it is only the women that go into the store, because the men are waiting outside to drive the getaway van.

If you actually believe that this girl avoided being abducted in the middle of the day from a busy store by a church group, then please message us so Gold Diggah can tell you how dumb you are.

Meanwhile..

Key words on Facebook. It is the same story over and over, just told by different people and the location changes. Yet, they are so good they elude the police every time? Think about that.

See above.

Let the panic begin.

Let me answer that Dee. Facebook is worldwide. I can take any story, change a few things and BOOM, guess what just happened to me?

Jason figured it out !

Any fact to back that up? No, ok the we must believe the Walmart stories.

It is fake, you two just aren’t smart enough to figure it out. Meet the two least likely to ever be sex slaves women from Maine.

Deanie

and Elizabeth

Funny, they almost look the same. Maybe the church can offer a buy one get one deal on them.

No Debbie, the only place you aren’t safe is on Facebook

Pay attention Dani, the only go after young attractive white women, no boys allowed !

Swing and a miss !

You almost had it girl, then you talked yourself into believing it is real.

This isn’t the first, and it won’t be the last. Stay tuned, Pumpkin Spice season is just getting started !

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