The real crime is this ad

I’m trying to figure out what the real crime is here.

Wow, just imagine being the cop that has to take that report. I have so many questions.

” we have eye whiteness ”

I’m pretty sure everyone does, unless they are blood shot. Then you should see a doctor.

”  your licences plate number “

How did auto correct let that one slide?

”  1000 dollar monitar “

Did anyone notice he got this one right in the beginning and then got it wrong a minute later?

Also, to whoever stole the periods at the end of his sentences, bring them back or you will face full “charges” also.