Somebody had a good night and a rough morning
You would think at this point she would have learned to stop putting the batter directly into the oven.
I think the big question is who is the stud that is good enough to swab out her tunnel
but can’t spring for a condom or pull out? Make him pay for the plan b instead of begging online. Unless he was gone in the morning and gave a bogus phone number.
Good luck with that whole not reproducing thing, you may want to keep the Trojans in the night stand from now on.