FAIRFIELD, Conn. (AP) — Six people ranging in age from 62 to 85 face sex charges after being arrested in a conservation area in Connecticut.
Nothing says good times like going to get your grandparent or elderly parent out of jail for being part of a gang bang in a state park.
Police say the six, five men and an 85-year-old woman, were involved in lewd and sexual activity in the Grace Richardson conservation area in Fairfield earlier this month.
At 85 years old, Ethel still loves her cock and balls. She can’t get enough, Sometimes she like many sets at once. Or were the old guys having gay sex? I really don’t want to know the answer to any of those questions.
Police say the area was being publicized on the internet as an area for people to meet and have sex.
Am I to believe an 85 year old woman is going online looking for sex? I truly feel bad for the grandchild she has helping her with that. ” Grandma this man says he can’t wait to eat your muffin!”
Police say they set up surveillance in the area and observed several violations.
When you get assigned to Operation Golden Agers Orgies you want want to ask the Chief what you did to piss him off so bad.
Those arrested face charges ranging from breach of peace to public indecency. They were released on promises to appear in court.
Dear Lord, if you give me anything, please let these folks run and become fugitives. Nothing could be better than the possibility of a slow speed chase. And lets face it, nobody at the early bird special breakfast is going to believe that they have warrants out on them for sex in a park.