I rub you free

Well one person out in Palm Springs California has come up with a new way to try and get lucky.

Nope, that is clearly just trying to grab boob. I guess since there is no charge they have to get paid somehow, right? Lets say though the boobs aren’t the source of your soreness.

At no cost to you a ” professional ” masseuse will rub away at your torpedo tunnel until all your cares go away.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE !!!

As a free bonus you can even have a video made of your experience to share with your friends and family ! We advise you to share it quickly before it makes its way around the internet and you have to explain why you now have a sex tape out there.

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