When your stripper career goes on maturity leave

What? Why ? Is there actually someone out there that would pay for this? Actually, don’t answer that because I know the answer is going to be yes.

I’m going out on a limb here and saying that the tips at the strip joint have slowed down since the baby bump came along. Girl has to make a living somehow.

The good news is we can find her something to do after she fires out her little welfare meal ticket.

You could just google it, There is about 37 million articles on it. By the way sir, would you be interested in buying a picture of a 5 month pregnant belly?