The force is against you

CARTER COUNTY, Tenn. (WCYB) – The Carter County Sheriff’s Office has a warrant out for the arrest of 22-year-old Luke Sky Walker.

Thank your parents for that original name. He is 22, that means he was born when they relaunched the originals before the new movies started coming out. His parents actually sat there and said ” Luke Sky Walker, what a a nice name.” The more interesting part is that a male and female Star Wars fan found each other and knew how to reproduce. No doubt in my mind she referred to herself as Princess Leia and he called his slong the lightsaber.

According to the Carter County Sheriff’s Office’s Neighborhood Cleanup app, Walker has been charged with theft of property over $1,000.

Just needed some supplies to go fight the dark side with.

Walker was arrested in Carter County a last year, and that story gained the attention of Mark Hamill, himself.

You can’t make this shit up. He was arrested last year for a probation violation. He was on probation for stealing road signs.

Even Mark Hamill is poking fun at you, that can’t be good. And clearly you aren’t as cool as Han Seoul-Oh, the Asian guy from the Fast and the Furious.

So if you see Luke out trying to steal from the galaxy, let him know the force is looking for him, the police force that is.

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