What in the faq did I just read? Ok, I get it, your a closet gay guy. When your in the locker room I bet you are the grab a handful of ass type of guy. Nothing wrong with it if you are around guys that like that. You want your home time to be a sausage party that may turn into a sword fight. Double points for getting stabbed in the poop shoot.
I actually feel bad for this kid. If the mom really really has a drug problem that already is tough, but when your dad want your home like to be full of strange dicks, this kid is doomed. He has two crazy people for parents, being slow is the least of his problems. Leave him at your parents house.
Please, I pray to the DCF gods that they save this kids before it turns in to two and a Half Men with full nudity.