I honestly did not see this one coming. Our winner this month was sent to me, it sat in the inbox for a few days before I even looked at it, then sat for a few more days before I put less than five minutes work into it.
Yet, some how it found its way to the top of the chart. It is a sad love story about a girl who’s ex was the devil himself and just couldn’t stop sticking his sperm javelin in every wet hole he could find. Yet he figured a ring from JCPenny would make everything heavenly again.
Our July winner is Jennifer in “Muh ex is Satan, buy my ring !”
Congratulations Jennifer !!
Jennifer reached out to us after the blog went up to let us know that she wasn’t bitter and it was safe to buy the ring from her.
Not sure if she is currently dating someone that doesn’t make holy water boil or has to explain that ” she is just an old friend” all the time, Either way she has a nice trophy to put her collection of rings in now.