Here is your weather for the day with Jackie Layer.
Actually, I couldn’t afford to get her. So instead, here is your weather with Angry Grandma.
So make sure you dress according and have some extra toilet paper around for that ass crack sweat.
Sports and traffic is canceled since you don’t want to see who I could afford to do that. But I heard Heather Unruh is looking for work, maybe she will anchor the news cheap.