Walmart has a bathroom you know

Oh what could she has done? Stole beauty supplies, helped herself to a 60 inch tv, maybe a new wardrobe? Nope.

She took a pee on the the potatoes. Yup, she figured the produce was a great place to relieve herself since the two conveniently located restrooms just weren’t up to her standards.

Since they haven’t found her yet we can assume a few things. She is well on her way to being the new face of white trash. Whatever poor bastard hooks up with her may not want to eat what she cooks, because you DONT want to know what that flavor is. And she should take pride in knowing she traumatized a few shoppers by having to see her ass giving the potatoes a golden shower.

Walmart had this to say.

“This type of obscene conduct is outrageous and we immediately disposed of the affected products and sanitized the area to ensure its cleanliness and safety for our customers. We’re working with the West Mifflin Police Department to find the responsible party and have them prosecuted.

Meanwhile Walmart, I would suggest setting up porta potties in the produce isle.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE !!!

In Porter Texas a couple serious losers didn’t have their mommies with them to make sure they found the potty ok.

That so makes you cool in my book. You guys should definitely put this on your resumes as an achievement.

These losers then went on to try and steal beer but got stopped by loss prevention. I have seen people steal tvs but you morons can’t boost a 12 pack. Good thing they already took a piss so they didn’t get scared and wet themselves.

Aim high people of Walmart. The bar is set so low you shouldn’t have a problem peeing over it.


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