Attention soccer moms! This van will turn heads at the next game, and not for all the right reasons.
Sure this van needs, well, everything. By the time you are done it would have been cheaper to buy a different van. What did you expect for $400? Wait, its on sale! $300 and not a penny less. So don’t even offer $299.99, it will be rejected.
Throw in AAA membership and you got a deal!