The Fresh Prince gets a flesh wound

West Philly, what a shithole. If you have never had the privilege of visiting it, don’t trust me. When I lived in the Upper Darby/ Clifton Heights area I drove through it a few times to go site seeing in center city Philly and its a just not a safe area. I couldn’t pass through fast enough.

Chillin’ out maxin’ relaxin’ all cool
and all shootin some b-ball outside of the school.When a couple of guys who were up to no good started shooting bullets in my neighborhood.
I got one little head wound and my mom got scared.She said ‘ I starting a GoFundMe and you’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air’

I guess that is what happened. So how much you need ma?

Oh, I guess Uncle Phil is flipping the bill since he is rich and all. I don’t know what is more messed up, the $1 or that she hasn’t raised it yet.

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