Don’t cut the cheese around the cops

CLAY COUNTY, Mo. (FOX 9) – When tracking down a suspect, law enforcement might use a K-9 to track down a scent.

This was not necessary for a recent arrest in Missouri.

It was just good old fashion police work, right? Maybe a super crime fighting car? A cop with superhero powers?

According to the Clay County Sheriff’s Office, over the weekend, Liberty police were searching for a person who a felony warrant for arrest. The person was wanted for possession of a controlled substance.

So he must have been so messed up he thought he was running but was standing still, was that it?

The suspect hid to avoid police, but apparently let out a fart so loudly, it gave up their hiding spot.

Seriously? The cops are hot on your trial and you farted loud enough for them to hear it? Please, tell me it was because you were running and figured the gas would act like a turbo boost.

Let this be a lesson to all would be criminals on the run. Skip the beef burrito and maybe learn how to hold ot in until the cops are gone.

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