Happy Birthday dear Pothole, Happy Birthday to you !!

Down in Waldo Missouri there is a problem. A pothole hole on Frank Sereno’s street! Being here in New England we have no idea what that must be like, so we can only imagine the problems it is causing for him.

After calling the city several times to complain, Frank took matters into his own hands. Not by fixing it or anything, but by throwing a pothole a birthday party. WTF? How does he even know when the pothole was born? Aren’t anniversaries and real peoples birthdays hard enough to remember, we have to know potholes now too?

“The asphalt is completely degraded,” he said. “It’s just a symptom of our deteriorating road conditions.” Please Frank, tell us more. I have no idea what it is like to play ” dodge the pothole” because the roads are falling apart.

The city says they are aware of the problem and will have it fixed shortly. Meanwhile Frank, if it bothers you that much, let us know. I can easily put you in touch with hundreds of people who can advise you on how to drive around a pothole at almost any speed without hitting it.

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