Well when you got to go, just find the nearest restaurant, store, or driveway. That takes a lot of nerves to just pull in to a random driveway and take a shit, but then it takes a lot to drive an alien green Kia Soul too.
I think it is safe to say all class goes right out the window with this guy, so him driving around topless probably surprised nobody.. I would love to know what his expalination was when he got where he was going and couldn’t explain why he smelled like poop and was missing a shirt.
I hope they do find him, just because nothing can be more embarrassing that having your face and name associated with being the pavement pooper. I have one last question, why don’t you keep any napkins in your car?