A Real Demolition Man

Springwater, N.Y. – Livingston County Sheriff’s deputies said a Springwater man drove a demolition derby car into another vehicle parked outside his house last week.

Stanley Payne, Jr., has been charged with criminal mischief.

No, Stanley would never do that, he is such a nice normal young man.

I get the feeling Stanley thinks safety equipment is for the ” pussies”. Faq that helmet and seat belt, just start crashing !!!!!

Deputies allege Payne became irate over the fact the vehicle was parked outside his house, partially on his lawn.

They say he drove his demolition derby car into the side of the vehicle, causing damage.

Alot of people don’t know, but Stanley has a award winning lawn and you don’t want to mess with it. I personally wouldn’t park anywhere near a house that has a demolition derby car sitting on the front lawn.

Deputies arrested Payne and charged him with third-degree criminal mischief.

Payne was arraigned and remanded to the Livingston County Jail in lieu of $5,000 cash bail or $10,000 bond.

But don’t worry, Stanley made bail, and even share the article to made sure that his friends know what he has accomplished.

Yes, Stanley the Real American Hero !!!!

I have one last question. Will you post the video of the incident if there is one? I’d love the see the evidence against you.

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