I gotz ur shoes

Yes ladies, do you need neon stripper high heels to go with your jeans? Don’t go to any store, message Junito!

That friggin hat, what a surprise. Just call anytime after noon time, because he don’t get up that early.

All sales are final and cash only since reported income could cause problems with, you kmow, government handouts. And remember Jumitos online shoe store motto.

Fuk u, google me”

Wait, what the hell does that mean? I couldn’t find any google trophies, but a Guzman in Springfield is like a woke woman at Liz Warren rally, just so many of them.

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