WALHALLA, S.C. (AP) — A South Carolina woman who police say was driving drunk will not be cited with a DUI because her vehicle of choice was a toy truck.
News outlets quote police as saying that instead they charged 25-year-old Megan Holman with public intoxication
So, um, Megan how messed up do you have to be to do that? And by that I mean did you think you were in a real truck?
They say they spotted her cruising down the road in a Power Wheels electric toy truck after a caller reported a suspicious person on the street.
Let me guess, she was going to her dealers house. I would love to know what she told the cops. And who is the poor kid that went outside to play and found his power wheels missing? Got to suck to be in preschool and have your favorite toy impounded by the cops.
Officers say she was driving about a mile (1.5 kilometers) from her home in Walhalla when they stopped her.
Well that answers my question as to how far those things will go. Next time, just walk.