That poor car

Does anyone want to guess what could have happened to that car? Damage from excess weight? Roof got crushed? Engine gave up from pulling her around? The person taking the picture of her threw up all over the interior?

Of course, if you think that picture is hot, wait until you see this.

At this point I can probably write whatever the hell I want because most of you are now blind.

Apparently things have been worse for this lovely lady and her tortured car.

So I have this right, this dude punched you in the head so he could steal you key and make a copy to steal the car at some future time? Quick, everyone be on the look out for a key to a 1995 Chevy Monte Carlo !! Key was last seen with this tool bag.

Don’t they make a cute couple?

Nah Stephanie, I have a feeling you looked like a straight fool before anyone of this.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!!!

No Stephanie, it wont start because someone who was drinking blew into it. If the machine was defective they would make you pay for it. But you get extra points for your partial honesty.

And remember, if you would like to steal this car, you must be sober.

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