Attention Gardner residents! Missing cat, nope, dog, nah, bird, close, missing chicken. Last seen heading toward Westminster or South Gardner. Answers to the name of , well she won’t answer you.
If found please DO NOT eat. Also DO NOT drip off at KFC ! Despite the chicken on the building, it isnt a chicken safe haven.
Sorry no reward for the safe return.But I got a feeling this will be on the front page of the Gardner News.