Well sir, err, I mean ma’am. Kid N Play did call, they want their haircut back.
I have seen plenty of black women that keep their hair shaved like that. Its nothing that is so uncommon that everyone points and laughs. And it totally is not a reason to give you $600 for a wig.
Look at it this way, if you were white people would think you were gay, so it could be worse. Suck it up sista !!