If you don’t have gas money, what will he pay it forward with? skittles he found in his pocket? belly-button lint? His ROTJ dvd?
Hey man, thanks for offering to sell this, Lord knows I can never find it playing on TBS every Saturday morning right between the Rocky and Lord of the Rings Marathons.
It begins and ends with that hat. It’s a Dr. Jekyll/ Mr. Hyde situation does he want to be a ratchet or does he want to be a red-neck? One does not simply don a Bulls sportball cap AND IMMEDIATELY bend the bill.
You’re either “stacks of money phone guy” or your “take a pic of this bass I caught-guy”. You can’t be both.
I have seen this business plan before. His thought out pitch involves giving him money to drive…somewhere where there is a city with a neurologist…??…profits.
Phase two of financing will fund his drive back home, I’m guessing. But hold off the mocking because:
His “awesome friends” will hunt you down, but wait – that wont happen because, one word salad later it’s clear everyone has abandoned him.