We need a date

Tim just wants to take the wife out for dinner, how nice! You know, someplace fancy like Olive Garden, Red Lobster or Hooters.

I’m curious about something though Tim. How could you have an anniversary if you aren’t married?

Must be a Mississippi thing. And don’t fuck with his truck y’all! Speaking of your daughter.

Lets hope she finds a man with teeth when she grows up. But according to you she is already married.

Happy 2nd birthday Mrs Keegan!

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