Happy Birthday !!

WEST NEWTON, Pa. (AP) — A western Pennsylvania woman allegedly attacked her boyfriend with a box cutter because no one got her a card, cake or gift on her 55th birthday.

Georgia Zowacki is charged with aggravated assault, making terroristic threats and other counts. It wasn’t known Friday if she’s retained an attorney.

Authorities say Zowacki had been drinking vodka throughout the day on Wednesday. Her boyfriend took her out to dinner that night, but he said she attacked him when they returned to their West Newton home, putting the box cutter near his throat and threatening to kill him.

She then allegedly slashed his arm with the weapon, causing minor injuries.

The man said Zowacki then ransacked his bedroom before leaving their home on foot. Police found her on a nearby neighbor’s porch.

Wow, she really wanted some birthday cake. And a card too !!!

I’m not one who gets excited about birthdays. It is just another day and a year older. Sure, I may have said ” if you throw me a party I will kill you”, but it was a figure of speech. This woman actually tried to do it for not having a party. And this poor guy took her to dinner to celebrate.

Maybe it was the vodka. Maybe it was the fact that she turned 55 and thought it would be a big deal to everyone. Or maybe she just learned that she really has no friends. Hard to believe looking at her picture.

She looks like the life of the party. You should use that for your Silver Singles picture. Just try not to stab the next boyfriend if he doesn’t bring you cake.

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.