Would you like a slap with that cheeseburger?

MARTIN COUNTY, Fla. (FOX 35 ORLANDO) – A Florida man was arrested after slapping his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger.

The Martin County Sheriff’s Office said that things between 30-year-old Kyle Jamison Jones and his girlfriend escalated when he he did not get his way. Deputies were called to his home by his live-in girlfriend.

They said that Jones’ girlfriend told deputies that Jones abruptly woke her up by slapping her in the face with a cheeseburger. The victim said that the attack continued as Jones pulled her hair and kicked her down the stairs. 

When deputies arrived, the victim was reportedly visibly upset and covered with particles of the burger. Jones only admitted to deputies that there was a verbal dispute. He refused to say anything about becoming physical with the victim.

Jones was charged with battery and taken to the Martin County Jail.

Ah Florida never seem to let us down. Obviously, attacking her was wrong. But a slap with a cheeseburger? What, didn’t like the way it was cooked or something? Or just trying to start a food fight?

Listen Kyle, some free advice. We have all come home from work late ( Do you even work Kyle?) to a no so great left over dinner. You heat it up and suck it up. Not march into the bedroom and attack your girl with it.

What next, pizza, noodles, lasagna, salad, oh, and don’t forget dessert !!

And there is just another reason why Florida sucks.

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