Dude looks like a lady

VIERA, Fla. (AP) – A drug suspect on Florida’s Space Coast tried to elude deputies setting up a perimeter around his house for a bust by bicycling away disguised in a woman’s blond wig.

The Brevard County Sheriff’s Office said they arrested Robert Walls despite his attempt at disguise.

The sheriff’s office says in a statement that when agents caught up with Walls last Thursday to arrest him, he admitted that he was using the wig as a disguise to elude them.

The sheriff’s office says he was wanted by a fugitive task force seeking suspects from a major drug investigation that led to arrest warrants for more than 100 defendants.

Online court records show no attorney listed for Walls. He faces charges of solicitation to sell a controlled substance and criminal conspiracy.

This is why you don’t use drugs, it makes you think this will work.

Not making that up, its him. You aren’t foolling anybody. You literally look like a crack head in a bad wig. It wasn’t even worth trying.

Next time I would try grown a beard, shave your head, wear fake teeth. Or maybe try a dress and fake set of boobs.

Worked for Gary Busey !

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