So you are an unemployed “rapper” on house arrest hoping Jay-z is going through Craigslist looking for new talent? It is a hood thing you never get tired of being useless.
Here is some advice, when you get off house arrest, get a job. Here I wrote a rap about it for you.
Welcome to Honey Farms
We gotz coffee an Lucky charms
Pump sum gas with those long arms
And dont forget milk from Garlick farms
Thank for shopping at Honey Farms