Killer porn

An Arkansas woman has been convicted of fatally shooting her husband last summer for his refusal to quit porn.

Patricia Hill, 69, was found guilty on Tuesday of second-degree murder in the July fatal shooting of her husband, Frank Hill, at their Pine Bluff home, about 40 miles southeast of Little Rock.

Hill was infuriated that her husband had repeatedly subscribed to a porn channel on their Dish Network, despite her protests, Hill’s attorney said in court Monday.

According to testimony, Patricia Hill had previously canceled the pornography channel but shot her husband twice after seeing a bill that showed the channel had been added again.

The jury found Patricia Hill guilty Tuesday in Pine Bluff after she testified that she wasn’t thinking when she killed her husband. She said she didn’t know that shooting at his feet could kill him as he bent over. She said she only meant for the shooting to get his attention.

Well, I always thought Arkansas was a weird place. So Gramps had a porn addiction, and I guess a costly one.

It never clarifies if she was mad about the money or that he was watching boobs bounce across the screen while she was at bingo. Lets be real af his age two things we can be sure of. One that he didn’t just discover porn and two that he clarly had no desire to see his wife naked.

Then there is the shooting. She fired a gun at his feet? In the trailer? Who in their right mind settles a cable bill by firing off a few rounds? “Drop the porn or I’ll shoot!” Sounds like a good movie name.

So please, if you know a senior citizen with a porn addiction, teach them how to watch free internet porn.

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