Get off my Dog !!

A Michigan man has been arrested and charged after being accused of having sex with a dog.

Officers said the incident began after the dog’s owner called authorities, claiming a family acquaintance had had sex with her dog around April 19. Investigators said she saw the alleged incident while reviewing her home security video system.

She claimed the video showed 18-year-old Damian Barton engaged in sex acts with her bull terrier/lab mix, police said.

Troopers reviewed the video and arrested Barton. 

He has been charged with one count of engaging in sex acts with an animal. If convicted, Barton could face up to 15 years in prison.

I really do not want to know what goes through the mind of someone who looks at a dog and say ” damn she ‘s hot, I want to hit that !” I’m guessing Doggy Damian here wasn’t popular with the girls in his trade school, lives in a double wide and somehow this isn’t the most embarrassing thing done by anyone in his family.

Might I suggest next time go on a dating app and find the ugliest nastiest looking girl you can, odds are she will get down and bark for a treat. That is, after you get done being someone else’s bitch in jail.

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