No Tinder dates for you !!

George Zimmerman, remember him? Well it turns out he has been looking for love. Tinder found out he was using a fake name and has banned him from the site. So I created a dating file for him that should help him get a date for sure.

Name: George Z

Age:35

Live in: Florida

Hobbies: violence

Tell us about what a date would be like.:

I would pick you up and most likely we would be involved in a road rage incident that may or may not involve getting shot at on the way to a restaurant. Once there we will order wine and I will threaten and insult you while throwing at bottle at you. Then afterwards we can go on a stroll through your neighborhood looking for unarmed teenagers and practice the stand your ground law.

If this sounds like a good match for you, swipe right on George Zimmerman !!!

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