Meet Dan. He is a self employed jack of many trades. Need your house painted?
Dan is your Man! He also will lay on the ground and look up your shirt. And well he is there, he can fix your phone.
Or sell you half a pair of iPods.
Maybe you need a Toyota Prius?
He also rents them, so you can start uber,lyft, ghetto uber, hood uber or ghetyo ubber.
Whatever you need, Dan is the man!