Walmart Ninja

EAU CLAIRE, Wis. – A Wisconsin man and his mother face multiple charges after an incident at a local Walmart that involved nudity, theft and karate, police said.

Eau Claire officers responded to the big box store just before 8:30 p.m. Wednesday night after getting a call about a woman and her dog stealing items from the store.

When officers arrived at the Walmart they found 46-year-old Lisa Smith screaming at the entrance and trying to catch her dog “Bo,” according to police. The woman’s son, 25-year-old Benny Vann, was also allegedly contributing to the chaos.

Eau Claire police said in a new release:

In trying to figure out what happened, Officers learned Smith had come into Walmart with her unleashed dog “Bo.” While Bo ran up to customers, Smith erratically started pulling apart store displays and placing them in her cart. She was asked to leave by staff and left the store to perform karate moves in the parking lot. In the meantime, Bo got a box of Jiffy Cornbread Muffin Mix and tried to leave the store. Smith was arrested and fought with officers — she also attempted to kick out a window on the squad car.

While this was occurring, Vann had made his way to the back of the store and removed all of his clothing exposing himself to other customers. Vann retrieved new clothing from the racks but did not purchase these items. When Officers approached Vann he refused to stop and attempted to run over an Officer with his scooter. Officers physically stopped the scooter and arrested Vann.

Smith faces charges of disorderly conduct, resisting arrest and misdemeanor bail jumping. Her son was arrested for lewd and lascivious behavior, disorderly conduct and retail theft.

Police managed to catch Bo and brought him to the Humane Association.

“The dog was not charged – we issued him a warning for the theft ,” police stated in the release

Wow, she is only 46?

Its been a tough 46 years. This has to be by far the worst shoplifting attempt at a Walmart ever. Step number one of stealing , don’t let everyone know you are stealing.

Walmart really is a different place after 8pm. The employees go into the day is almost done mode. Most people that are there are after work just getting a few things shoppers. But there is always a few ratchets that show up.

Most of us would agree that being asked to leave a Walmart means your life has hit a new low point. But then trying to turn into Chuck Norris and fight with everyone when you look like 5 minutes without a Newport 100 will kill you, not such a great idea.

Then we got her boy Benny. he can up with the idea that the 5-0 wont get him by changing his clothes, in the middle of the store. Hell, Benny, don’t forget to change your socks and underwear since your nude anyway.

Last we have Bo the dog. Poor guy trying just trying to get freed of these two wackos and figured he would grab a snack for the road. He can’t read so he has no idea where the pet food is nor does he know the picture on the box wasn’t what was inside.

Sorry Bo, you also need to steal water and a oven.

Just another day at Walmart.


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