I’ll sue ya Dad !!!

GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (AP) — An Indiana man is suing his parents for getting rid of his vast pornography collection, which he estimates is worth $29,000.

The 40-year-old man last week filed a lawsuit in federal court in Michigan, where he moved in with his parents in 2016 following a divorce.

He says that when he moved out 10 months later, they delivered his things to his new home in Muncie, Indiana, but that his 12 boxes of pornographic films and magazines were missing. His parents admit they dumped the porn, which included titles such as “Frisky Business” and “Big Bad Grannys.”

The man filed a complaint with police, but the Ottawa County prosecutor declined to press charges. The lawsuit includes an email excerpt from the man’s father, who told his son, “I did you a big favor by getting rid of all this stuff.”

The man is seeking triple financial damages of roughly $87,000.

Ok, maybe it me, but as a 41 year old guy then last thing I want to do is fight with my parents over my porn stash, no less sue them. Of course, I don’t have one , so this isn’t a problem.This is something that should never happen in the adult world , but since this guy was still living at home when he was 40, I would say he isn’t normal.

I don’t know what the going rate of a porn collection is, but $29,000 worth of it in a personal collection says that you may have a problem. You porn is free buddy, and I’m sure they have all your favorite. Maybe go onto a dating site and find a real woman to make your own porn film with.

I am totally going to side with the parents on this.They aren’t responsible if you leaver you big bad grannys tape in their house. Hell, they should have burned it. These poor folks have no idea how many times their son shot their grand kids into his sock over the years.

I think any reasonable judge would side with the parent on this on and tell the 40 year old virgin to piss off, err, in this case go jack off.

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