Am I pretty?

FOX NEWS – A woman in Texas allegedly assaulted her common-law husband after he didn’t respond when she asked if she was pretty.

Lizeth Guadalupe Ramirez, 20, was arrested late Tuesday after the alleged incident, the Laredo Morning Times reported, citing police. She allegedly told investigators the man assaulted her and tried to strangle her.

However, the common-law husband reportedly told a different story, telling police the couple was at a movie theater when she asked him if she looked pretty.

Ramirez’s husband said he didn’t respond — as he didn’t hear her — which upset Ramirez, and prompted them to leave the theater.

During their ride home, Ramirez’s husband claimed she allegedly hit him repeatedly. At their home, she allegedly continued to hit him and even assaulted a family member who tried to intervene, according to the news outlet.

Ramirez was charged with two counts of assault and family violence, online Webb County jail records indicated.

Nah, he heard her. He just didn’t answer. I guess he didn’t want to lie.

In Texas a common law marriage is simply just telling people you are married. So it is a no brainer that he said that to ride that cowgirl and has been regretting it since. He figured out she is loco.

But come on girl. You are only 20. There are plenty of future common law husbands out there who will tell you that your the hottest piece of ass in the lonestar state. They may regret it the next day, but you’ll hear it.This is a good start to claiming you have mental issues for SSI. Spit out a few kids and life is good.

This will be hilarious when they go for a common law divorce. ” He wouldn’t say I was pretty so I beat his ass!” Vase closed.

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