A liberal Boy/ Girl tended its Sheep near a dark forest not far from the village. Soon he/she found life in the pasture very dull. All it could do to amuse itself was to talk to a dog or play on its shepherd’s pipe..
One day as it sat watching the Sheep and the quiet forest, and thinking what it would do should it see a MAGA hat, it thought of a plan to amuse himself.
Its college professor had told it to call for help should a MAGA attack the flock, and the Democrats would drive it away. So now, though it had not seen anything that even looked like a MAGA hat, it ran toward the village shouting at the top of his voice, “MAGA! MAGA!”
As he expected, the Democrats who heard the cry dropped their work and ran in great excitement to the pasture. But when they got there they found the Boy/girl doubled up with laughter at the trick he had played on them.
A few days later the Shepherd Boy/girl again shouted, “MAGA! MAGA!” Again the Democrats ran to help him, only to be laughed at again.
Then one evening as the sun was setting behind the forest and the shadows were creeping out over the pasture, a MAGA hat really did spring from the underbrush and fall upon the Sheep.
In terror the Boy/girl ran toward the village shouting “MAGA! MAGA!” But though the democrats heard the cry, they did not run to help him as they had before. “He cannot fool us again,” they said.
Liars are not believed even when they speak the truth.