Ok, first Lisa, lose one of the last names. There is no way in hell that all fits on your drivers license. Why are you posting online to give these way? Are you telling me you can’t find one kid, dog or cat that will play with your balls? Are all you balls blue? Maybe you should offer a package deal.
Free masks and balls as a package. I’m sure you can find some nice S&M folks who will have plenty of use for them.