Poor Giorgio

He finally gets the chance to come to America and study. And out of all of the places he could go, he gets to go to Springfield Ma! Poor kid. But lets give it the benefit of the doubt and review what he will learn.

Business skills. He will learn the fine art of purchasing drugs from a supplier and selling them to clients for a marked up price.

Automotive. That 94 Corolla aint going to fix itself.

Negotiations skills. Learn the fine are of trying to convince the police that it aint your and you will tell them who it belongs to in exchange for being let go.

Acting lessons. Learn who to act disabled when really there is nothing wrong with you to earn social security and welfare money

Track and field, which is just really running from the cops.

Sorry Italy, you have alot of work to get the Springfield out of this kids before he ruins your country.

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