Mall cops wanted

Ever wanted to be a mall cop? Now is your chance. Duties include: making sure empty stores stay empty, keeping an eye on both cars in the parking lot, securing the Jordans at Footlocker, separating the section 8 kids from actual movie goers at the cinema, keeping the peace at the dollar store and keeping people that actually work there from harming themselves. The first of the month overtime maybe required and since it is in Springfield Spanish is a plus.

Part time hours so that it won’t interfere with social security benefits.

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