Prom prizes!

My prom sucked I got drunk, I fell down , I threw up, I made very bad choices. My dress was wrecked. No chance of recoup there. But you know what I didn’t do?? Get knocked up. I did the math. And why does she have to say it in her ads? Honey getting knocked up at prom isn’t something to be proud of. Can we check back in 5 yrs and see if the dresses will fit and number of baby daddies.

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